• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

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  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

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asharas: “Who are you?” he would ask her every day. “No one,” she would answer, she who had been Arya of House Stark, Arya Underfoot, Arya Horseface. She had been Arry and Weasel too, and Squab and Salty, Nan the cupbearer, a grey mouse, a sheep, the ghost of Harrenhal… but not for true, not in her heart of hearts. In there she was Arya of Winterfell, the daughter of Lord Eddard Stark and Lady Catelyn, who had once had brothers named Robb and Bran and Rickon, a sister named Sansa, a direwolf called Nymeria, a half brother named Jon Snow. In there she was someone… but that was not the answer that he wanted.

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Headphones rule.

doomriff:

No headphones = you can talk to me

1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you

2 headphones = fuck off

(via naomixtragedy)

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Reblog if your tits are real.

(Source: monsterscontrolmysoul, via lookinghardforhope)

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